me: im happy
*thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
me: im sad
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!!
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
Friend: Lol remember when you liked....
Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT
white guy 1: wussup bro
white guy 2: sup my *looks around for black people* nigga
I feel so out of place…wtf am I doing.